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Friday, November 10, 2006

Well, I've just finished my supper, and now I'm thinking about it. It was a MacDonald's meal, though I didn't finish it, and it was by circumstance and not choice. My mother, with my best interests at heart, confiscated my french fries and threw them into the bin, after I got to eat only a miserable five fries or something like that. And so I was left with my foldover and coke.

Anyway, while I was finishing supper, I suddenly got reminded of last year's PW. According to the beautiful and shapely French women, you're supposed to have 60% of your calories before 2PM, so you sleep on a smaller calorie cushion, and digestion is easier. Polishing the remnants of my supper, I think the more appropriate metaphor for me is that I sleep on a calorie mattress.

While we're on the subject of unhealthy diets, I might as well talk about my unhealthy TV diet. I recently got sucked back into the world of MTV. Currently I'm into My Chemical Romance's "Welcome to The Black Parade", Tata Young's "El Nin-Yo!", Danity Kane's "Show Stopper" (or something like that) and everything by Pussycat Dolls. All so different...

I can't believe I can like something like Tata Young. Sure, she can better than... Paris Hilton, for one, but I didn't like her previous album. "El Nin-Yo!" is just one hell of a catchy song, though I'll admit that I can't stomach the video. If you haven't watched it, it's basically about Tata Young dancing around in different sets of lingerie. (Now that you know, you're probably combing the internet for the vid. Tsk. Haha...)

And "Yo Mamma" is so funny! I haven't watched much, because it's screened at all these odd timings. But some of the jokes are golden, seriously. Here's a couple:

"Your mama is so skinny, she swallowed an M&M and looked six months pregnant."

"Your mama is so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed."

Haha... Funny, right?

Argh... I have to stay off MTV for some couple of weeks more! For now, it's Shakespeare! So farewell, as I bid thee adieu. Or whatever.

♥ The lights faded at 2:06 am